Bad Kitty

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Some cats are mean.

Elitism

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Cats, though short, still somehow look down on dogs.

Corporate Perq

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Every full-service HR department has one.

Cryptic Guidance

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He always turns to his father when he needs help with important decisions.

Food Crimes

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It was a plea bargain.

A Miracle

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... what is the opposite of a miracle?

The Good Father

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Each word bends the twig that becomes the twisted tree.